Monday, August 24, 2009

One more piece to the puzzle


This morning: 

Sister: (suddenly) Holy shit, have you ever watched Dog 101? 

Me: No...um..yeah! I have. Why?

Sister: They featured the Boston Terrier. 

Me: Cool. What did they say?

Sister: They're apparently renowned in the dog world for their farting. Because of their short snouts, they take in a lot of air when they eat and then they fart a lot. 

Me: Ah...that explains it then. Zoe can't help it! (pause) But why didn't Hanna's ever smell as bad?

Sister: Well, they explained the quantity of the farts, not the quality. There's something else going on that's making Zoe's farts so rank. 

Me: (silence) (running another list in my head of contributing forces to the deadly stench we gag to every day, shrugging, and continuing to drink my latte) 

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