This morning:
Me: No...um..yeah! I have. Why?
Sister: They featured the Boston Terrier.
Me: Cool. What did they say?
Sister: They're apparently renowned in the dog world for their farting. Because of their short snouts, they take in a lot of air when they eat and then they fart a lot.
Me: Ah...that explains it then. Zoe can't help it! (pause) But why didn't Hanna's ever smell as bad?
Sister: Well, they explained the quantity of the farts, not the quality. There's something else going on that's making Zoe's farts so rank.
Me: (silence) (running another list in my head of contributing forces to the deadly stench we gag to every day, shrugging, and continuing to drink my latte)
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